Day nine in the life of Austin Werner, and he had quite an adventure this morning. His mother was changing his diaper, and of course, while the diaper was off, he seized the opportunity to wreak havoc. He waited until the diaper was removed...and then peed...a lot. All over my seat on the couch, as a matter of fact. I've heard this can happen, but I have never witnessed it. Fortunately, I was not occupying my seat on the couch at the time of the alleviation. Needless to say, Brittany was shocked.
Also earlier today, I took a look at Austin's skull, which was slightly elongated from birth. When he was born, his skull resembled the crystal skulls from the newest Indiana Jones movie; however, now, it has gone almost all of the way down and it looks quite normal.
Big news: I changed a diaper for the first time yesterday. I was not planning on changing a diaper yesterday, but my wife extorted my love of sweet orange rolls. It actually was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I hazmat-suited up and changed the diaper without incident. The orange rolls were worth it.
Once again, more adventures to follow,
Lance W
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