This is unprecedented, unheard of, and frankly quite outrageous...I have never written two articles in one day, and although this one will not be long, it contains valid and astounding photographs which may or may not interest half of my two readers.
Behold! The most amazing England head wear to date...
I know what you are thinking; "How can there be a hat to match that marvelous creativity and craftsmanship? The beauty of that England hat will make me weep tears of joy for a long time to come!"
Prepare to be amazed as a second hat is presented and gaze upon its fitted, six-panal design...
Now that you have seen these hats, and marveled at their ClimaLite® awesomeness, how will you be able to sleep tonight? I know I won't...so raptured my attention shall be, that sleep will be but a dream itself, running from me as it would a man diagnosed with insomnia...
This will be the last post tonight, you can be assured. I would not presume to interrupt your sleep patterns any more with this nonsense of caps...but a poem might be appropriate...perhaps...
'Twas the night (and eleven months) before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even (because Smoke ate him) a mouse;
I was nestled tight, all snug in my bed,
While visions of awesome hats danced in my head;
When out of my bed I fell with a clatter,
I sprang from the floor to fix this drastic matter.
Away to the computer I flew in a flash,
Opened Soccer.com and drew out some cash.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But miniature pictures of two awesome reindeer*,
There was one black and one white, just a pair--only two!
I laughed when I saw them, and I knew what to do;
With a gleam in my eye and a twist of my wrist,
Soon I was off to the checkout with just a small list;
I spoke not a word, quickly completing my work,
After I had ordered I knew not to lurk;
But I fled to my bed, over floorboards that creak,
Contented that my hats would be here Monday of next week.
Happy January 25th to all, and to all a goodnight!
*rhyming code word for hats in this line
Goodnight for real this time...
Lorimer (Der Hut Bewunderer)
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