Stardate 060708.9

Captain's Log:

I had a very busy Saturday, which is quite out of the normal routine. I actually had to wake up early--not a good start. The reason I had to get up so early was a good one. I went to Cliff's graduation this morning at 10:00 in the Satellite High Theater and walked in only to find the most unlikely situation ever. I walked in and the first person I see is Tyler Smith...many thoughts were running through my head at that point, and I just had to laugh out loud. Anyway, after the shock of seeing Tyler first, the graduation went well...except for the commencement speaker, who was absolutely terrible. He was one of the worst public speakers that I have ever heard. One of his jokes, "This just occured to me about 7 minutes ago, we are about to make most of you unmarried men!" (chuckles to himself) after no laughter, "because we are giving you your bachelor's degree!" Needless to say, he was very lame.

The third place in the World Cup was decided today. Germany won just like I said, and the gay-man C. Ronaldo lost...what an idiot. They caught a great shot of him diving to get a foul called. It was great. I hate him so much, so I am glad that Manchester United is not going to allow him to come back to the EPL.

Tomorrow is the France/Italy game to decide who wins the 2006 FIFA World Cup. My money is on Italy, but France is going to be a tough team to beat. The announcers are getting so annoying. They keep mentioning two things about every ten minutes. 1) Zidane (from France) is playing in his last game tomorrow, 2) Ghana was the suprise of the tournament. They said these things so many times, I wanted to fly to Germany just to shot them in the face.

Today, my lawn mower exploded in a mushroom cloud in my front lawn, while I was mowing. No, it was not quite that bad. It did explode, but it only flung shard of hot metal out at an odd angle--barely missing my leg in the blast. That being said, my lawn mower is broken. Fortunately, my yard is now mowed, thanks to Justin Snyder and his trusty lawn mower.

I will be back tomorrow,

Lorimer